sci-universe:

Italy’s Mount Etna volcano erupting perfect smoke rings.
Blaze it.

ohnoproblems:

who knew SwordFucker vol. 3 would be so contentious? listen. you can fuck a sword. you can fuck a pike. free your mind

buzzfeed:

asgardreid:

boyfriendhook:

In which Jaime required coffee in order to sit through the wedding vows. [x]

OMFG BEST MISTAKE EVER

Did the Tyrells bring Starbucks to King’s Landing?

Jaime Lannister shows up 15 minutes late with Starbucks and a gold hand.

ohnoproblems:

let’s get polyarmorous

  1. The Sword - Barael’s Blade
  2. Bathory - The Sword
  3. Crystal Viper - The Last Axeman
  4. Darkest Era - Heathen Burial
  5. Darkthrone - Those Treasures Will Never Befall You
  6. Reverend Bizarre - Doom Over the World
  7. Manilla Road - The Veils of Negative Existence
  8. 上谷麻紀  - VIRTUAL STAR Hasseigaku

art by dogbomber!

I FUKKEN LOVE THE SWORD THIS IS A GOOD MIX ALREADY

ibeggedformercytwice:

ibeggedformercytwice:

My medieval servant boy has gone missing. I’ll just use Google to see if I can find him.

image

Oh bother.

thisgingerisdonewithurshit:

  • joins tumblr to pass time
  • becomes a radical feminist
nextyearsgirl:

The absence of women in history is man made.

nextyearsgirl:

The absence of women in history is man made.

kaosmachina:

oldmanyellsatcloud:

gentlemanbones:

the-thought-emporium-imperial:

Just push play.

Please watch this video. It’s very important.

"Oh, hey, this is actually a topic I find really interOH.”

this video contains content from SME. It is restricted from playback on certain sites.
fuck you too sme

misterhayden:

Are These The Most Hyped Games of 2014!?

Twitter // Gumroad // Website

i.d.c.

wheelr:

"personally idc about the diversity. A good story is good no matter if it’s all white males or a multi gender rainbow".

— A comment made by a person on Twitter. There is evidence that this person is straight, white, and male, but I don’t want to presume.

"idc" means "I don’t care".

My response to this?

OK!

I’m so glad you’ve decided to take a position, and while I’m sorry you’re not pro-diversity, I support your right to abstain and cede your place in the conversation.

That’s what you did, right? You said you don’t care. As long as the story is good, you don’t care.

But I do care about diversity. I super care about diversity. So if the stories are good and the characters are diverse, we can both be happy.

So, from now on, let’s not have any straight white male leads in stories. None. Zip. Zilch. Not in movies, not in TV shows, not in popular fiction, not in comics. If all the leads in all the stories are women and/or people of colour and/or LGBT, we’ll still have the same ratio of good stories to bad stories, but we’ll also have more diversity.

So you get good stories, which is what you care about, and I get diversity and good stories, which is what I care about. It’s win-win.

But… wait.

No, I don’t want there to be no stories starring straight white men. Some of my best friends are straight white men. I wouldn’t want to live in a world where straight white men didn’t have any heroes that look like them.

I don’t think anyone should be without heroes.

So, here’s a solution. We’ll set aside some heroes for straight white men. Protagonists that they can call their own.

They can have James Bond.

And Harry Potter.

And Sherlock Holmes.

And Peter Parker.

They can have Bilbo Baggins. James T. Kirk. Philip Marlowe. Dirk Pitt. Bertie Wooster. Tarzan. John McClane. Arthur Dent. Mack Bolan. Marty McFly. Clark Kent. Roland Deschain. Jason Bourne. Don Draper. Odysseus. Jerry Seinfeld. Robert Langdon. Perry Mason. Indiana Jones. Flash Gordon. Jack Bauer. Don Quixote. Luke Skywalker. Raylan Givens. Jack Sparrow. Harry Dresden. Homer Simpson. Remo Williams. Sam Beckett. The Doctor, versions one-through-twelve. Rocky. Rambo. Robin Hood.

They can have Batman.

They can even have Walter White.

It seems like maybe there are enough straight white male heroes to last a while.

So this is where we’ll draw a line. Straight white men get to dominate fiction up until now.

And the rest of us? The women, the people of colour, the LGBT folk?

We’ll dominate everything made after now.

Does that seem fair?

Wait! Why am I asking you?

You don’t care about diversity! You only care that the stories are good!

So, we’re good.

Glad we could do business.

tagged → #fucking wrecked
cybertunage:

bechahns:

Stereotype map of Britain and Ireland. I live in the “self-satisfied hippies” section ahahaha

I’m somewhere between gay people and sad commuters.
Really though it’s just pensioners :’I

Places I have lived: Belligerent, Hippies, Wannabe English.

cybertunage:

bechahns:

Stereotype map of Britain and Ireland. I live in the “self-satisfied hippies” section ahahaha

I’m somewhere between gay people and sad commuters.

Really though it’s just pensioners :’I

Places I have lived: Belligerent, Hippies, Wannabe English.

tagged → #accurate

siriuus:

do action movies know they can have more than one female character

beatonna:

parent around corner 

beatonna:

parent around corner